And since I don't like to spam people on my email list, I decided to spam the readers of this blog instead :)
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
All hail wine!! I'll go fill up my glass again. Hic!
ewwww I can't believe the 1KG poop germs! 8-0
ReplyDeletehah! No wonder being buzzed felt so good.
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ewww, as it is I don't like drinking water ( 8 glasses a day is just not for me) and I don't drink wine at all :-(
ReplyDeleteCoke is best for me then, I guess !
Hey there....just delurked to say..kewl blog...and man...funny forward...will be staying off water more often i guess! :D
ReplyDeleteWas always guilty of not drinking enough water ... this one actually made me feel good about it !
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