Friday, July 31, 2009

God must be five years old

Only a five year old thinks seeing people get hurt is fun.
Only a five year old thinks seeing people fall and stumble is fun.
Only a five year old thinks piling muck on someone is fun.
Only a five year old thinks piling more muck on a mucky person is fun.
Only a five year old pokes you in the ribs and laughs when you grimace.


Only a five year old can repeatedly forgive you for hurting him/her.
Only a five year old doesn't demand respect and still helps you when you ask for help.
Only a five year old can love you unconditionally.

Yep. I think God IS a five year old!

What do you do with the leftover milk in your cereal bowl once the cereal is finished?

If you had a top that was too short to cover both - your cleavage and your midriff - what would you do?