We’ve known each other for a long time. You and I, we met in
1999 for the first time. We kind of broke up a number of times, when I tried
other relationships, but we always got back together each time. Every time I went out with someone else, I found out that there was no one, NO ONE, who I could depend on or whom I
could trust as much as I did you. And then, around 2003-04 we drifted away from
each other and I thought we’d never see each other again but then life brought
us back together and we hooked up again in 2007. Our relationship has been
going strong since then.
We've met every day, multiple times a day. You have always taken care of things for
me, you are dependable, and you’re someone I can trust. Someone I can trust to
take care of my life’s messes. In all this time I’ve known you, you have
changed quite a bit. You have changed yourself a lot for me. And I appreciate
that. In every form you have been equally reliable and dependable.
But honey, I am really sorry – our relationship must come to
an end now. It’s time we said au revoir to each other. It’s time we went our
separate ways. I’m sure you’ll find someone else, whom you could protect and
take care of like you have always done for me. Maybe you will help them as much
as you have helped me. I will always remember you, I will miss you. But honey I
don’t think we can be together anymore because, you see, I have outgrown our
relationship. M is completely toilet
trained now.
My dear Pampers, as much as I love you, I don’t think I need
you anymore. I wish you all the best and I take with me, in my heart, the fond
memories that we have had together, of the times when you cleaned up the
messes. Or held them in!
Love ya.
Yours lovingly,
Cee
