How to irritate
How to irritate a pre-teen
1. Start or end each sentence with "...(but) you know Pappu naach nai sakta. Bechara..."
2. Start saying it as soon as you pick the said pre-teen up from camp and keep saying it for 3 more hours.
3. When the said pre-teen comes and repeats the same thing to you, say "I know. Bechara Pappu!!" completely ruining the effect of her delivery.
How to irritate a toddler
1. Start weaning her from the bottle.
2. Run after her screaming "pakdo, pakdo, pakdo...".
3. Works especially well if she is tired or hungry.
How to irritate a tired husband
1. Irritate the pre-teen and the toddler, then disappear into the bathroom for half an hour, leaving him to deal with the irritated duo.
**EVIL CACKLE**
Wow- you've covered all age groups, C! C stands for Champion (Irritator)
ReplyDeleteAii? Woh kya tha?
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteWicked:))
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Too good!
ReplyDeleteBut just thinking, where did this come from?? :D
Dipali: I take a bow!
ReplyDeleteSuki: What? Didn't understand the question, hon.
Subhashree, Shobana: :D
~nm: The first part actually happened (Pappu bechara part), second is happening on a continuous basis with the bottle feeding, the third one was my imagination :D
Wicked you are - I thought you'd say sisappear to the roof to eat sev with ketchup :)
ReplyDeleteWow! That is evil! Especially the part where you piss them off and then leave the husband to dela with it!!! :D
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahah!! :D
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeletesomeone's having fun putting others in misery!
first time here, hopped from Mona's blog.
ReplyDeletethis totally requires the evil laugh so here goes - muuuaahhahahaha. btw, I'm storing the last one for future use ;)
you're just evil. okay? okay. now you know why I love you.
ReplyDeletewicked! me like...! :)
ReplyDeletebest irritant that works on my tired hubby? first i hide all the food. THEN, i meow in differing tones of voice for everything he says/asks. even if he stops talking. works like magic! :D
I love your style :)
ReplyDeleteand a very happy birthday to you too!
ReplyDeletethanks so much for dropping by and leaving birthday wishes for me.
and stirring the hornet's rest and going off to the bathroom is damn good strategy! we all bow to the master!:)
Funny lady! Still laughing...
ReplyDeleteThat was so funnnnnnny! Am trying to read the rest of your blog while Button is screeching his head off!!
ReplyDeletedid you manage to wean her? I have still not managed with my daughter. She is a year old now. Am a little tensed
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Looks like you have really tried this one ;-) I should learn these tricks from you.
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